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  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

Reblogged from officialhaiti, Posted by harrygilmore.
harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

sixpenceee:

Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly. 

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

sixpenceee:

squigglysheep:

sixpenceee:

Babies are so confusing, it’s like you’re staring at me so intensely but you don’t want to come in my lap? Damn, fine. I see how it is. 

It’s wondering who that black figure is with the red eyes standing behind you.

irnpatience:

this video was everything i hoped for and more

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

ob meme || [4/10] scenes
     ↳ I’m gonna go to the store and I’m gonna get us some Eskimo Pies.

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

Reblogged from softwaring, Posted by grvntings.
grvntings:

We need to assassinate Katy Perry.

grvntings:

We need to assassinate Katy Perry.

fabtacular:

oh my god

fabtacular:

oh my god

offensed:

i wasn’t ready

turnthomo:

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"

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(Source: pinkcookiedimples)